Tuesday, May 5, 2009

British Politician Blames Susan Boyle For The Swine Flu Outbreak




British junior minister named Sion Simon made a joke on his Twitter page about Swine Flu and Susan Boyle.




"I’m not saying Susan Boyle caused swine flu. I’m just saying that nobody had
swine flu, she sang on TV, people got swine flu."



Apparently this comment caused some people's panties to bunch, but it gave me a good chuckle. Some people just need to loosen up. It was funny.





3 Year-Old Briant Rodriguez - Amber Alert

The California Highway Patrol issued an Amber Alert Sunday for Briant Rodriguez. The young boy was kidnapped by two men armed with handguns. Witnesses estimated one man to be about 18, the other around 24 years old. The men broke into Briant's family home in San Bernardino, tied up his mother and four other siblings. Briant is described as a Hispanic boy, 3 feet tall, weighing about 40 lbs. He was last seen wearing a yellow shirt, blue-striped shorts, and black sandals.



Miss California, Christian Conservative, Carrie Prejean, has sparked controversy yet again. This time nude photos of her have surfaced. Dirty.com has produced a number of photo's of Carrie, topless, wearing nothing but a pair of pink panties. Carrie claims these photos are in backlash to her anti-gay marriage positions. The photo's supposedly are of her when she was only 17 years old.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Jessica Simpson's Line is worth 400 Million Dollars!

Jessica Simpson landed the cover of June's Vanity Fair magazine. In the issue Jessica reveals that her brand has topped an incredible 400 million dollars!! Despite the recent downturn in our economy her line has flurished. Below are some excerps from her interview with Vanity Fair.
Jessica talks about her brand..

“The Jessica Simpson Collection is a $400 million business. My mom and I are
creative directors. We have hundreds of people working, but nothing gets by us.
It’s adorable and it’s affordable. What’s amazing right now, during this
recession, is that, somehow, the business keeps growing.”


Jessica when asked if her show Newlyweds was the cause of her divorce..
“In all honesty, I believe it did not affect our marriage, Because we enjoyed
watching those episodes, and that will always be a time I cherish. It made
me
understand what marriage is, what love is, what commitment is...I have
not
spoken to him in years.”

Jessica when asked about her mess-ups making headlines..

“When it comes to media criticism, that’s just something I have had to train
myself — literally train myself — to ignore. Because I’m the one up there
onstage, and I can feel the energy of the crowd. And I know when I did good. And
I know when I did great. And there wasn’t one time on this tour when I felt like
I butchered it. I mean, the way people make it sound, I should have never been
singing in the first place.”

Jessica when asked about her recent weight gain..

“It comes with what I do and I know that every day the media’s going to
challenge me, is going to want to bring me down. But I feel like I’m at such a
place that I own myself, and it’s authentic. I own that authentic part of
myself, and none of those words are harsh enough to make me believe them. I
can’t imagine saying some of the things people have said about me about anybody
else.”

Jessica on whether she has jinxed her new bf Tony Romo's career..

“Can’t help it. But we don’t let it affect our relationship. If we did, we
wouldn’t be together, because it happened at the very beginning. Dating the
Cowboys quarterback comes with hype, the fans, the bloggers, but I’ve never
dated a guy that was more simple. I’m always there for him after a game, and he
knows he has me to come home to.”

Heidi Montag to pose NUDE for Playboy!

Heidi Montag is reportedly in talks with Playboy magazine, rumor has it they want to pay her $500,000 to pose topless. Heidi says she wants to give her new hubby Spencer Pratt a unique wedding gift, which is why she's showing off her ta-ta's in Playboy. Hmm I dunno about Spencer, but I don't think my boyfriend would be happy if I showed the world my knockers and called it a "gift".


Michelle Obama was recently spotted with her usual inexpensive J-Crew ensemble, but what's that on her feet? These classy sneakers cost a whopping $540 a pair, and are made by French Designer, Lanvin. When questioned by reporters about her new footwear, Michelle said' "They're shoes."

The first lady wore the pricey footwear while volunteering to help feed the poor at a Washington D.C. food bank. Wouldn't she have been more helpful if she had bought moderately priced footwear, and donated the rest to the charity?

Eminem 3AM - Music Video

Eminem just released the music video for his second single 3 AM. EYE CANDY ALERT, Em is shirtless throughout most of the video! Mmmmm!